I love the music of Pentatonix, people post links to their new videos on facebook every time they release a new one. I just hate the people in Pentatonix. I can listen to them; I have no problem with just listening to them. I just can’t watch them.
My biggest issue is that it is so PC, so formalistic, that it pains me to look at them.
Hi! I’m the woman!
Hi! I’m the black one!
Hi! I’m the gay one!
Hi! I’m the androgynous one!
Hello. I’m the one who thinks I’m sexy. I mean, I know I am sexy. I am the sexy one. You know I am sexy. I ooze so much sexy, I will make it come to you through the screen by staring at you with my sexy eyes while I sing to you. I will wear my sexy skull-cap because I need it to keep in all of my sexy. Can you feel me seducing you while I make my sexy face at you? Don’t you love how I look up at the camera while I am so sexy to you? Watch as I move my head while I sing to you because you can’t make my sexy sit still. Look at my eyes as I sing to you. Look at my lips as I sing to you. Aren’t they both so sexy? Don’t you want to kiss me? I want you to hold my sexy beard while my sexiness overcomes you. It’s okay, you can not help yourself. You can not fight the sexy. I can not fight the sexy. No one can stop my sexy. I am just too sexy.
Can you tell which one I want to punch in the face?
Other songs they did that are great to listen to: